(Editing to add captions since the ones in the pictures are, em, not working out so well. I’ll have to work on that part!)

("I think I’m going to bake some cookies! See the aloe vera growing out of the back of my head??")

("Weapons of mass destruction!")

("Hmmm, more butter anyone?")

("Let’s stir things up a bit!")

("EWWW!")

(This is my "Yuck! Too much butter!" face.)

("Leaves everywhere")

("Ready to cook!")

(homemade icing. it’s the best!)

(hot freshly iced cookies!)

("Cookies gooooood!")

("The cookies at their final destination - the company kitchen!")

Result of leaving the cookies in the wild?

Half gone in 30 minutes. The other half gone an hour after that.